License to Trill.
I am DeVo.20.college.
License to Trill.
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religiousmother:

obaema:

genitalzz:

weoutheredoingit:

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

this aint right

what

Don’t act so shocked your url is genitalzz ffs

lmfao
religiousmother:

obaema:

genitalzz:

weoutheredoingit:

obaema:

I can’t cope with this

this aint right

what

Don’t act so shocked your url is genitalzz ffs

lmfao
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the-trumbernick:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

someone told me there’s a college that grants scholarships to students who master the elvish language, i never could find anything about it online


Hahaha when the most bad ass motherfuckers in your fandom have beards people have to respect you. Here’s a preemptive shut up no one cares about dumbledore to all the HP nerds
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mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people
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zanetehaiden:

princess-sexybutt:

me

YEAH YOU SEE THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T PUT FUCKING GLITTER ON YOUR VENUS DICK TRAP
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